29 December, 2012

Random Omegle Trolling 3


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdy
You: You started, you're supposed to continue.
You: That's how conversation works, it's like Tennis.
You: Or catch.
You: Do you catch?
Stranger: Wtf
You: I can pitch.
Stranger: fuck you idiota
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: Moustache?
You: Marmouset?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 22 m , just to make some friends , not horny , so fuck off horny bitches
You: Horny bitches are an issue on here?
You: Who knew.
You: Defying the stereotypes. Usually online sexual predators are viewed as male.
Stranger: now they r females
Stranger: keep this secret
You: And they want to hop all over dat e-dick.
Stranger: they will steal your dick from your pants
You: Or you are trying to bring them in, pretending to be a non-sexual predator when in fact, you are very overtly sexual.
You: Seducing them with your faux non-threatening demand for conversation versus titties.
You: How coy of you, sir.
Stranger: hahah you're smart
Stranger: c u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.