You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey hey heeeeey.
Stranger: hi there :)
You: Smilie face?
You: Damn.
Stranger: 18 f
You: You move quickly.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Is this where I pretend to put my arm around your shoulder to grab your boob?
Stranger: do you wtant 2 see me uhmm . . . play with my wet pumssy on web cam 4 u? [;
You: I do not have anything protruding from my skull.
Stranger: ok (: babe go loobok at my pro
You: Communicating with you might be easier via cam.
Stranger: http://prn.xxx/3b09
You: I think your URL is confused. It has no vowels, it's not a word.
Stranger: you got an uhmmm. . . account there?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: & we can get startred
You: Started on what?
Stranger: i'm goin 2 gett off here nd go soetup my cam for u
Stranger: i wilwl be waiting for u therje
Stranger: tlk to you onthxlere
You: okjay iell b thr
Stranger: buh-byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey m
Stranger: Asl?
You: Are you saying you are male, or just being lazy when you're saying "Hey, man!"?
Stranger: Male
You: Oh, okay. Glad we cleared that up.
Stranger: Loo
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: U?
You: Do you need to pee?
Stranger: No
Stranger: So theres nothing lije that to clear up
You: You sure? Loo is a common colloquial name for the toilet. May have been a Freudian slip.
Stranger: Possibly
You: Although, his practices have been mostly disregarded at this point.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
