Random Omegle Trolling 5

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey aasl
You: Are you drunk?
Stranger: no finger hit twice by accident
You: Legitimate excuse, then.
Stranger: lol asl
You: You first.
Stranger: 16 m canada hbu
You: You're young.
You: 23 f usa
Stranger: lol i can be older if u want
You: You can be?
Stranger: sure i could lie and say im 20 if u want
You: I feel like we're starting this relationship on a foundation of lies and mistrust.
You: How can I ever feel safe leaving you alone in a room with another woman?
Stranger: lol im only kidding im actually 16 and im not drinking
You: You're so willing to lie to me.
You: My heart hurts.
You: My eyes are watering.
You: How could you do this to me?
You: I thought we had something special.
You: A bond of trust and, dare I say it, love.
Stranger: lol who needs another women when u have a sense a humour
You: A deep connection, between two people of semi-similiar geographic ancestry.
Stranger: lol so whats up
You: Well shit, you're a spoil sport.
Stranger: lol
You: I need intrigue, drama, suspense.
You: That's what we women have to feed our vaginas.
You: Otherwise they turn on us and consume us from the inside.
You: Semen is also an acceptable placebo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey
Stranger: hey*
You: 'Eeeeeeeeeey!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Random Omegle Trolling 4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey hey heeeeey.
Stranger: hi there :)
You: Smilie face?
You: Damn.
Stranger: 18 f
You: You move quickly.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Is this where I pretend to put my arm around your shoulder to grab your boob?
Stranger: do you wtant 2 see me uhmm . . . play with my wet pumssy on web cam 4 u? [;
You: I do not have anything protruding from my skull.
Stranger: ok (: babe go loobok at my pro
You: Communicating with you might be easier via cam.
Stranger: http://prn.xxx/3b09
You: I think your URL is confused. It has no vowels, it's not a word.
Stranger: you got an uhmmm. . . account there?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: & we can get startred
You: Started on what?
Stranger: i'm goin 2 gett off here nd go soetup my cam for u
Stranger: i wilwl be waiting for u therje
Stranger: tlk to you onthxlere
You: okjay iell b thr
Stranger: buh-byee

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey m

Stranger: Asl?

You: Are you saying you are male, or just being lazy when you're saying "Hey, man!"?

Stranger: Male

You: Oh, okay. Glad we cleared that up.

Stranger: Loo

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: U?

You: Do you need to pee?

Stranger: No

Stranger: So theres nothing lije that to clear up

You: You sure? Loo is a common colloquial name for the toilet. May have been a Freudian slip.

Stranger: Possibly

You: Although, his practices have been mostly disregarded at this point.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

San Antonio: Flickr Set

Exploring San Antonio after finally getting ATP while in Holdover.  

Lemme tell you, they love cowboys. :3

The rest here.

Random Omegle Trolling 3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdy
You: You started, you're supposed to continue.
You: That's how conversation works, it's like Tennis.
You: Or catch.
You: Do you catch?
Stranger: Wtf
You: I can pitch.
Stranger: fuck you idiota
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: Moustache?
You: Marmouset?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 22 m , just to make some friends , not horny , so fuck off horny bitches
You: Horny bitches are an issue on here?
You: Who knew.
You: Defying the stereotypes. Usually online sexual predators are viewed as male.
Stranger: now they r females
Stranger: keep this secret
You: And they want to hop all over dat e-dick.
Stranger: they will steal your dick from your pants
You: Or you are trying to bring them in, pretending to be a non-sexual predator when in fact, you are very overtly sexual.
You: Seducing them with your faux non-threatening demand for conversation versus titties.
You: How coy of you, sir.
Stranger: hahah you're smart
Stranger: c u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

New Orleans: Flickr Set

Last week of freedom before Basic Training.  The food was delicious. :)
(I actually tried editing these photos for colour balance and whatnot a bit.)

 Few more here.