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You: Wow, Ryan, is that you?
Stranger: yepp
You: Fuck yeah. Dude, I've been trying to find you since that first night we talked for like hours.
Stranger: awesome
You: I was so heartbroken when your internet connection lagged out and I didn't get your facebook info yet.
Stranger: oh really im sorry
Stranger: that sucked
You: Funny thing about sucking, I was totally going to suck your dick.
Stranger: creep?
You: But that was like five years ago and I've had gender reassignment surgery since then.
Stranger: sick.
Stranger: your really a girl?
Stranger: boy*
You: Depends on what you like, Ryan. I kept my originals, just added some new fun parts.
Stranger: dude you've changed you nasty bitch.
You: But, you said you were down with that when we first talked!
You: You're the one who has changed!
Stranger: i was young and stupid than. now all i know is that we met on the internet
You: I THOUGHT YOU ACCEPTED ME FOR WHO I AM!?
Stranger: and i dont know you.
You: Don't say that, Ryan. It breaks my heart!
You: I LOVE YOU RYAN
You: DON'T DENY ME
You: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU
Stranger: DUDE IM JUST MESSING WITH YOU THIS ISNT RYAN FUCK FACE
You: THE OH'S STAND FOR MILLIONS OF MILES FOR EACH ONE
You: DON'T LIE TO ME RYAN
You: I KNOW IT IS YOU
You: YOU EVEN TYPE THE SAME WAY
Stranger: who the fuck is ryan
Stranger: DOESNT MEAN IM RYAN DIPSHIT.
Stranger: IM A FUCKING FEMALE
You: DOES TOO, YOU'RE MY RYANASAURUS REX!
Stranger: WTF CREEPER
You: Shit, that's cool, I like chicks too.
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: your bi?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: helll no
You: Why not?
You: I've got the best of all worlds, lady.
Stranger: cause im all straight
You: It's coo', I still have a dick.
Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: :(
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